Lieutenant Mattias’s and Yelena’s reactions to the events of Frozen as narrated by Olaf
Requested by @nananaheyanna
The cheap Halloween vampire fangs stay ON during sex
the cheap vampire fangth thay ON during thex
being in ur 20s really is like *looks in the mirror* so i guess this is the most attractive i’ll ever be :/
no. recognize your milf potential
you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life
New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.












